{"type":"general","setup":"Why are football stadiums so cool?","punchline":"Because every seat has a fan in it.","id":404}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?","punchline":"It ended in a tie.","id":19}
{"type":"standard","title":"Andreas Hofer","displaytitle":"Andreas Hofer","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11697","titles":{"canonical":"Andreas_Hofer","normalized":"Andreas Hofer","display":"Andreas Hofer"},"pageid":317583,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Andreas_Hofer_%28Wachter%29.jpg/330px-Andreas_Hofer_%28Wachter%29.jpg","width":320,"height":467},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Andreas_Hofer_%28Wachter%29.jpg","width":955,"height":1395},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286592269","tid":"e0102405-1e2d-11f0-9940-1368fdd28688","timestamp":"2025-04-20T21:24:43Z","description":"Tyrolean innkeeper and patriot","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Hofer","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Hofer?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Hofer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Andreas_Hofer"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Hofer","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Andreas_Hofer","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Hofer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Andreas_Hofer"}},"extract":"Andreas Hofer was a Tyrolean innkeeper and drover, who in 1809 became the leader of the Tyrolean Rebellion against the Napoleonic and Bavarian invasion, and against compulsory smallpox vaccination, during the War of the Fifth Coalition. He was subsequently captured and executed.","extract_html":"
Andreas Hofer was a Tyrolean innkeeper and drover, who in 1809 became the leader of the Tyrolean Rebellion against the Napoleonic and Bavarian invasion, and against compulsory smallpox vaccination, during the War of the Fifth Coalition. He was subsequently captured and executed.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fake noodle?","punchline":"An impasta.","id":203}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Who did the wizard marry?","punchline":"His ghoul-friend","id":296}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?","punchline":"To clean up all the bugs.","id":446}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?","punchline":"Aye Matey!","id":181}
{"type":"programming","setup":"To understand what recursion is...","punchline":"You must first understand what recursion is","id":27}
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